On
Monday, I get my second COVID vaccine. I’m not going to lie – I’m dreading it
like I’ve dreaded few things before in my entire life.
Yesterday
morning I read a pretty good article about this vaccine, and I should have
saved it right away. I naturally thought I would easily find it again to maybe
copy and paste (giving the author full credit) so that I wouldn’t have to write
this whole explanation here. Alas, here I am, starting from scratch.
In my January 22 post, I already explained how this new vaccine works and how it’s
different from the other vaccines we’ve received over the years. With my
appointment for my second vaccine coming up so fast, this has all been on my
mind. Obsessively so.
Any
article you find on the vaccine will tell you that there can be side effects –
fever, chills, body aches, fatigue, headaches, nausea, and, naturally, a sore
arm. But they tell you that about a lot of things. You know? How when you get a
new prescription, the handout says that this medication may cause diarrhea or
constipation, fatigue or insomnia, excessive facial hair, baldness, shortness
of breath, blindness, death. But everybody knows that those side effects are
really rare (except for the patients who immediately call their doctors after
reading that and refuse to take the med). Most of us know that the
pharmaceutical companies have to print that stuff because one in four million
test subjects experienced those reactions. We understand that these drugs are
totally safe. And they are. Seriously.
And
then, the COVID vaccine came along with its list of adverse reactions. And
instead of one in a million people getting them, pretty much everyone I know
who has had the vaccine has had some sort of negative response. And when they
say fever, chills, body aches, fatigue, they mean those symptoms might knock
you clean off your feet and curl you up in your bed under six down comforters
for two days.
Let
me back up to explain the technology again.
When
the first dose of the COVID vaccine is given, it is like a training dose. It’s
training your body to recognize the coronavirus as an invader. If that first
dose does its job, by the time you get your second dose, the body immediately
realizes what’s going on and puts the immune system on high alert. When the
immune system is high alert, it can trigger all those side effects listed as a
way to fight this invader (or at least I assume that’s how it works; I’ve been
searching the internet for twenty minutes now and couldn’t find any
clarification on that).
But
whatever happens, or why or how it happens, those fevers, chills, body aches,
and fatigue – they could well take you out for a day or two. I just want to
warn everyone. Especially when the younger population starts getting their
vaccines. As we age, our immune systems slow down, which is why the elderly are
more prone to illness. The good thing for us older folks with this vaccine is
that our slower immune systems mean that this high alert response won’t be so
pronounced, so we shouldn’t have such severe side effects. Or that’s sure what
I’m hoping.
Bottom
line – get the vaccine, both the first and second dose, when it's available to
you. Have some Tylenol or ibuprofen on hand and take them as you need to. Make
arrangements to take a day or two off of work after you get the second shot if
you need to. Drink plenty of water. Don’t be a hero. Stay in bed if you need
to. Or maybe just if you want to. You can be a hero another day.
Chris
Oh,
one more thing I just read. If you are due for your mammogram, you might want
to wait until four weeks after your vaccine. All this immune response can show
up as an immune response in your breasts, which could show up as something which
happens when your breasts are defending themselves against cancer. You could
get an alarming abnormal mammogram and need to have it repeated.