Message from the cat

Ha! I finally got my paws on Mom’s laptop! She had all day long to write her blog, but she was just too lazy, so I had to say, “I will do it”. She rolled her eyes and went back to washing dishes. Little does she know that I am as good a typer as that stupid dog Dino. She calls him the Wonder Dog. Ha! I am the Wonder Cat. After all Wonder is in my name. I am named after Alice in Wonderland you know.

But to be honest, I don’t understand what this whole blog thing is all about. Mom says she writes about her trips and her childhood and stuff like that. Well, excuse me, but no one has ever let me have any adventures. I don’t even get to go outside like the other cats. Because I am too little, and they say because I am not fixed. Well, hey, why fix what ain’t broke, right?

My big adventure was two weeks ago when Moppet, Megan’s baby, came to visit. Except that I didn’t like her so much. She was the same size as I am and everyone kept saying how cute she was. And well, ok, I got jealous so I wouldn’t play with her. I would only hiss at her. And she was so stupid she wouldn’t even hiss back, she just went and played with someone else.

Well, I think it is time for a nap now. It’s been – like – twenty minutes I think since my last nap. Nick is having friends over tonight for New Year’s Eve, whatever that is, so I bet I won’t get any sleep, they will be making too much noise.

I hope I get to write on Mom’s blog again. Send me a comment, ok? So then Mom will let me on the laptop more often. Bye.
I am just a couple months old in this picture and Mom gave me a new toy. I didn't know what to do with it.
Here I am outside in the garden pretending to be a lion stalking a gazelle.

Here I am with my stupid brother, Cheshire. He is a big bully, but I still like playing with him.