Betty is finally heard from

"Oh my goodness," Mom said. "What is out on the dog pen door?"

"Is that Betty?" Mom said next. "She is so cute."
"Why, yes, it is Betty, the coolest cat on the property!"

Fred, you all know, is nothing but a snob, Cheshire is just a big stupid boy and Alice - really? I think she thinks she's a dog. She spends all her time with that silly Dino.

But, me, Betty? I am simply awesome. You have never seen a cat like me before. I am the epitome of cool cat.